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mishollins:

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

silentswirls:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

mishollins:

Finish the sentence: Do me 

a favor and do me

a favor

and fucking do me

a favour

and then after that you’re going to fucking do me

a favor

(via duekko)

surferhymn:

IF I LISTEN TO NUMB BY LINKIN PARK AND CLOSE MY EYES I CAN SEE NARUTO AMVS

(via lunassis)

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

(via pizza)

fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

(via sassy-mouth)

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

wifipasswords:

posting a selfie like

image

(via sassy-mouth)

radioheavy:

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

(via sassy-mouth)

baracknobama:

im not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye

(Source: baracknobama, via pizza)

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(via sassy-mouth)